Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Perfect Christmas Gift for Environmentalist A**holes

Gag gift for environmentalists:

www.unclegeorge4motherearth.com

There's one in every family....

That environmentalist whacko at the family Christmas gathering, who babbles about the horrors of Global Warming to come, quoting Algore on dead polar bears, and flooded cities.

The "scientific consensus" has these a**holes terrified.

They constantly remind the rest of us how we must sacrifice to prevent the coming Apocalypse.

They're hard to shop for, aren't they?

Well, now you can kill two birds with one eco-friendly stone: Uncle George's Amazing Earth SaversTM

Methane is 20 times more powerful as a Greenhouse Gas than Carbon Dioxide....Where is it coming from?

Environmental A**holes are a known source of methane.

So plug those environmental a**holes on your Christmas list.

Earth SaversTM come in a variety of sizes, from Insect (termites emit more methane than any other source) to Algore (a supersized environmental a**hole).

Get one for every environmental a**hole in your life!

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Gaia will love you for it !

Love,

Uncle George
unclegeorge@unclegeorge4motherearth.com